purplsosa:

WHY IS SHE HOLDING IT LIKE THAT 

IM SO STRESSED OUT RN 

thelibraryharlot:

ramblingsofalibrarydenizen:

Imagine Dragon’s “Radioactive” Music Box Version by JoshuaSaundersMusic

I might just be in love with this song…just saying…

Whoa.

godslush:

Because why the fuck not.

red-kimchi:

at first i’m like wow dirkjake is such a sad ship and then i think about things like this

jake is a goober dirk, you fell in love with a goober

scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

likesirensinthenight:

HEY LISTEN

If your eyes are ever so itchy you want to claw them out, soak a cotton ball in some cold milk and just dab that shit over your eyes for some literally instant relief.

hungarian:

nowhere in the bible does it say god is not a burrito

chameowmiles:

addingsombrero:

trying to walk to the bank but jitters wants my fucking dick

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S 

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me 

gameboycoloured:

every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex

what do japanese horses say?

kawaii desu neigh 

the-milk-eyed-mender:

gryzio:

skiesovergideon:

defira85:

tevinter-is-coming:

wookieesncream:

Jellyfish Bath Light.

Floats in your tub (or just a bowl of water) and pulses with light.

Comes in pink, aqua, and purple.

WANT.

http://www.shopplasticland.com/store/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=P30328006&Category_Code=

HANAR BABIES

THIS ONE WISHES TO SPLISHY SPLASHY

where has this been all my life

I am buying one of these.

AHHH WHAT??

ONE OF EACH PLEASE